Roseanne (TV Series)

Nine Is Enough (1994)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [to Dan]  You shave your pits? Is that true?

  Mark : Of course it's not true!

  [quietly to Dan] 

  Mark : It isn't true, is it?

  D.J. Conner : Cool, when can I shave my pits?

• D.J. Conner : [to Roseanne and his friend, Ralph arrive at the Conner house]  Where's dinner? We're hungry.

  Roseanne : Ours is on our plates, but you told me you were eating over at, uh that kid's house.

  D.J. Conner : No, Mom, I told you yesterday. Ralph is staying over here.

  Roseanne : Well, I'm sorry, Ralph, but you can't stay here. You'll have to tell your parents that Mr. Conner's on a bender.

  D.J. Conner : He can't do that! His parents are out of town! And you promised I could have friends sleep over.

  Roseanne : Well, I didn't mean it. I thought you were just bluffing when you said you had a friend.

• Dan : [When D.J. is playing video games while Roseanne and Dan try to talk to each other]  D.J., your mother and I need to talk in private.

  D.J. Conner : I can't leave. I'm about to beat my record.

  Dan : Leave or you're grounded!

  D.J. Conner : I don't care!

  Roseanne : We ground him twice a week, Dan. That's how he got so good.