Roseanne (TV Series)

Out of the Past (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Scott : [about Leon]  He never wants to do anything but lie around the house. I don't know how he can call himself gay!

  Roseanne Conner : So, what, he just came out of the closet and headed straight for the couch?

• Jackie Harris : Roseanne, there's something I'm going to let you know. You don't deserve to know, but I'm going to tell you. Mrs. Tuttle loved you. I would always go to her and put you down and complain, but she always had your back.

  [points to her doll] 

  Jackie Harris : This lady was in your corner.

  Roseanne Conner : [humbled]  Well, I didn't know. She should've told me.

  Jackie Harris : It just warn't her way.

• Roseanne Conner : [to Leon]  Stick and stones may break my bones, but at least they're not a part of my sex-life.

• Jackie Harris : Do you think Jerry to be as ruthless to Andy as you were to me?

  Roseanne Conner : No, what're you talking about? Andy's older!

  Jackie Harris : Yeah, but Jerry's *your* kid. He already took the blanket away. And the next thing you know, there'll be Andy shoved behind some insulation.

  Roseanne Conner : That won't happen, because we're going to break the cycle. I'll make sure that Jerry is as sweet to Andy as... I should've been to you.

• Roseanne Conner : [trying to wake Nana Mary]  Okay, one more. HEY LOOK! TYRONNE POWER IS RUNNING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR!

  [she doesn't stir] 

  Roseanne Conner : She's out of it.

• Roseanne Conner : [takes out a full length fox fur]  Ugh, I was 6 before I realized that this is not a pet.

• Jackie Harris : This is my cast, what's Nana Mary doing with it?

  Roseanne Conner : Don't you remember? She thought you were being a big baby about it so she cut if off a week early.

  Jackie Harris : [thinks]  And to this day, it is impossible for me to get a blouse to line up just right.