Roseanne (TV Series)

PMS, I Love You (1990)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Jackie Harris : Kids, I want you to remember this: PMS is serious stuff. It causes depression, anxiety... physical pain.

  Dan Conner : And it's rough on your Mother, too.

• Crystal Anderson : [commenting to Jackie about her own PMS]  Oh yeah, once I went around and busted a street light for every man who ever broke my heart.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I remember "The Great Black-Out of '84".

• Jackie Harris : [trying to stop Dan]  Dan, wait! No, you can't leave!

  Dan Conner : Jackie, Jackie, I'm warning you! If you don't let go of me, I'm fully prepared to gnaw my own arm off.

• Jackie Harris : [Roseanne has PMS]  Are you sure?

  Dan Conner : Jackie, I have been through this for 17 years; every 28 days, 204 times, yes I'm sure.

  Dan Conner : I don't know, Dan, Roseanne seems perfectly plesant today.

  Crystal Anderson : And Crystal, when have you ever known Roseanne to be "perfectly plesant"?

• Dan Conner : [about Rosanne's PMS]  There's gonna be a 24 hour coaster ride, with Sybil at the switch.