Roseanne (TV Series)

Past Imperfect (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [Dan's mother's been put in a mental hospital]  God, Dan, I'm so sorry.

  [moves to hug him] 

  Dan Conner : [backs away from her]  I just, I'm uh... just wanna go to bed.

  [walks off] 

• Dan Conner : Ah, Fred. When doing a background check on a girlfriend, it's rarely wise to ask the brother-in-law. Especially when his wife is the ham-fisted Roseanne.

• Dan Conner : [to his dad]  Women get upset when you treat them like crap.

• Dan Conner : [when his dad won't help his mom]  One thing about you, Dad, you never let me down.

  [storms out] 

• Dan Conner : My mom's in the hospital.

  Roseanne Conner : Oh my God. Is she gonna be okay?

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I guess so.

  Roseanne Conner : I mean, did she have an accident or something?

  Dan Conner : It's not that kind of hospital.

  Roseanne Conner : What do you mean?

  Dan Conner : I got there and she was sitting out in the rain. I don't think she even knew who I was. The doctor thought she might be a danger to herself so he had her committed.