When Darlene says she doesn't believe in God, Roseanne says, "Who do you think created the final frontier, the place where no man has gone before. Who do you think did that? James T. Kirk?"
After Roseanne finds out the Santa job pays $10 an hour and Mrs. Claus pays $7.50, she says, "Why did we burn our bras in the 60's? Why did we march on Washington? Why did Mary Tyler Moore just take her hat and throw it up in the air? For $2.50 less than Santa?"