Roseanne (TV Series)

Second Time Around (1991)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Jackie : [to Darlene]  We're just trying to figure out the sex of Crystal's baby.

  Darlene : Who cares? It's just going to be another screaming, whining, bratty little life-sucking poop machine.

  Roseanne : [to Crystal]  You still want her to babysit?

• Becky : [about D.J.'s reaction to his Dad's accident]  Dad, he's crazy.

  Dan : He's showing concern, which is more than I can say for certain *others* in this household, considering what happened to *me* yesterday.

  Darlene : You were sitting in a porta-crapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball. I didn't take *one shot*. Now *that* is love.