Roseanne (TV Series)
Second Time Around (1991)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Crystal Anderson-Conner : [talking about determining the sex Crystal's unborn baby] This is stupid.
Roseanne : Yeah, your right, let's do it the scientific way. Let me look at your butt.
Jackie : What are you talking about?
Roseanne : It's a scientific fact, Jackie, if it's a flat pancake butt it's a girl, and if it's a big ol' bubble butt it's a boy.
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Jackie : Okay Crystal, what are we going to name this baby?
Crystal Anderson-Conner : Well, we have a tradition in our family. My grandmother was Ruby, and my mother was Amber, and I'm Crystal. So, I was thinking that, this must stop.