Roseanne (TV Series)

Sisters (1995)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : Bitch.

  Darlene : Skag.

  Becky : Nice hair.

  Darlene : Nice life.

  Becky : Go to hell.

  Darlene : Go to the mall.

• Roseanne : [Becky and Darlene are sniping at each another]  Okay, so that's enough. Now, we have a wonderful, loving family, and you two little bitches are not going to ruin it. You're gonna be loving, caring sisters, just like me and Jackie.

  Darlene : Fine.

  Darlene : [to Becky]  I'll sleep with every guy in town and you can gain 400 pounds.