Roseanne (TV Series)

The Back Story (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [Jackie asks about Becky's job to change the dinner conversation subject]  Oh. Um, well they moved me up to the express line.

  Jackie Harris : [cheerfully]  Really? Well, they must have a lot of confidence in you!

  Becky : Yeah, right. All I have to do is count to ten.

  Darlene : Don't wear mittens. It'll slow you down.

  Becky : [Roseanne laughs louldly from another room]  Mother!

  Roseanne : Well, it was funny, Becky.

• All : [singing]  Happy birthday to you

  [DJ takes off] 

  All : ...

  Roseanne : [in the bedroom]  What happened? Did you forget the rest of the words?

• Roseanne : I was screaming so loud DJ could hear me from next door. About an hour later, he came home to see what was wrong.

• Roseanne : I can't get up and I don't have one of those things!

• Roseanne : I shouldn't have laughed at that old lady on TV.