- Becky: [Jackie asks about Becky's job to change the dinner conversation subject] Oh. Um, well they moved me up to the express line.
- Jackie Harris: [cheerfully] Really? Well, they must have a lot of confidence in you!
- Becky: Yeah, right. All I have to do is count to ten.
- Darlene: Don't wear mittens. It'll slow you down.
- Becky: [Roseanne laughs louldly from another room] Mother!
- Roseanne: Well, it was funny, Becky.
- All: [singing] Happy birthday to you
- [DJ takes off]
- All: ...
- Roseanne: [in the bedroom] What happened? Did you forget the rest of the words?
- Roseanne: I was screaming so loud DJ could hear me from next door. About an hour later, he came home to see what was wrong.
- Dan Conner: Mark, this is Becky's grandma.
- Beverly Harris: Is this the boyfriend?
- Dan Conner: It is.
- Beverly Harris: I understand what Becky sees in you. You look like that Fonzie character who's so popular these days.