- [Eddie's just given the family a VCR]
- Becky Conner: All right, Grandpa!
- Darlene Conner: A VCR, Beck; the Connor family leaps into the 80s!
- Dan Conner: I'm not going to the wedding.
- Roseanne Conner: Yes you are. You're the best man and I'm the matron of honor. We're gonna walk down that isle together and it'll be just like old time, only this time we need a wider isle.