Roseanne (TV Series)

The Driver's Seat (1993)

Martin Mull: Leon Carp

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Quotes 

• Leon Carp : I don't smell the co-mingled scents of sweat and Jean Naté. Can I assume that Roseanne's not in today?

  Nancy Bartlett : No, she's at home.

  Leon Carp : Good. I need someone with impeccable taste, and I can tell by that paw-print jumpsuit of yours, that you're my woman.

  Nancy Bartlett : It has a matching cape.

  Leon Carp : I'll bet it does.

• Leon Carp : [Dan wants to talk about Roseanne]  No. No, I don't think so.

  Dan Conner : Why not? What's the matter?

  Leon Carp : Well, you're a rather large man, Dan, and if we discuss your wife, I could either say nice things, or I could be honest, and get my arms torn off.

• Leon Carp : [Leon offers Dan a check to buy Roseanne out and get rid of her]  See! I knew it! I knew it, you are gonna hurt me!

  Dan Conner : Worse. For weeks I've been telling her that she's just paranoid about you, but I'm through defending you. From now on, you fight you're battles on your own... against Roseanne.

  [long pause] 

  Dan Conner : May God have mercy on your soul.