Roseanne (TV Series)

The Mommy's Curse (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : Hey Roseanne. I saw all the animals in the neighborhood running in circles, I guess that means your mother will be arriving soon.

  Roseanne : Help me hold the knife steady, Dan, I keep missing my wrist.

• Bev Harris : [Roseanne and Jackie have asked Bev to leave the diner]  Oh, so this is a *team* effort. Doesn't *anyone* enjoy my company?

  [looks at Dan] 

  Dan : [squirming nervously]  You know... I can't remember what color the house is.

  [runs out the back door]