Roseanne (TV Series)

The Mommy's Curse (1993)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [talking about getting their Mom out of the restaurant]  Alright. Okay, neither of us is going to do it, so we're stuck with her.

  Roseanne Conner : What we need is a glass of chardonnay on a great big ol' rat trap.

• Jackie Harris : [Fred wants to see Jackie again after their first date, she doesn't want to]  No, no, believe me, it's not you, it's me. I'm just going through a really, uh, selfish period right now.

  Fred : That's perfect. I'm going through a doormat period right now.