Roseanne (TV Series)

Tolerate Thy Neighbor (1991)

Meagen Fay: Kathy Bowman

Quotes 

• Kathy : I'm in hell.

  Roseanne : Nah, you're just in Lanford. Same zip code though.

• Kathy : Good? What do we have here? So far we've eliminated Jimmy Mullins and Bob Hope.

  Roseanne : Well, I didn't see the driver, that could've been Bob Hope.

• Roseanne : Hey, you know, I'm really sorry, but I, I didn't know your house was getting robbed, or nothing. I mean, I thought I was doing a good thing. I thought I was doing something for charity.

  Kathy : A good thing. It was a *stupid* thing, Roseanne. It was the *stupidest* thing anybody has ever done, and you... are the *stupidest* woman on the face of the earth.

  Roseanne : Oh, oh yeah! I paid twenty bucks for that piece of crap, and you paid two hundred. That's stupid!

• Roseanne : Ya know Lanford's not a bad town. You just gotta go with it more, you know, fit in.

  Kathy : And what does that mean, Roseanne? Am I suppose to wander around town in a tacky house coat and flip-flops, with my hair in curlers?