Roseanne (TV Series)

Tolerate Thy Neighbor (1991)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [helping Jackie study for her trucker's exam]  What is the importance of proper weight distribution?

  Jackie : To avoid being top-heavy.

  Darlene : Huh, you don't have to worry about that, Aunt Jackie.

• Roseanne : God, I hate Kathy Bowman!

  Becky : And today's reason is?

  Roseanne : Well, she spends about a billion dollars on all this furniture that looks like it belongs in Italy, you know, and now, here she is giving it away to charity! This couch don't even have any butt-dents in it.

• Becky : So you aced the driving part, huh?

  Jackie : Yeah, yeah. You'd be surprised how courteous people are when they see an 18-wheeler with "Student Driver" written on it.

• Jackie : Anybody want to ride in the truck?

  Becky : Yeah, sure!

  Jackie : Darlene?

  Darlene : I don't think so.

  Roseanne : Oh, go on Darlene. Get out of the house, it'll be fun! You can roll down the window, and spit into convertibles.

  Darlene : Alright.