Roseanne (TV Series)

Tolerate Thy Neighbor (1991)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Becky : [helping Jackie study for her trucker's exam]  What is the importance of proper weight distribution?

  Jackie : To avoid being top-heavy.

  Darlene : Huh, you don't have to worry about that, Aunt Jackie.

• Becky : So you aced the driving part, huh?

  Jackie : Yeah, yeah. You'd be surprised how courteous people are when they see an 18-wheeler with "Student Driver" written on it.

• Jackie : Anybody want to ride in the truck?

  Becky : Yeah, sure!

  Jackie : Darlene?

  Darlene : I don't think so.

  Roseanne : Oh, go on Darlene. Get out of the house, it'll be fun! You can roll down the window, and spit into convertibles.

  Darlene : Alright.