Roseanne (TV Series)

Tolerate Thy Neighbor (1991)

Danton Stone: Jerry Bowman

Quotes 

• Dan : [about a statue Roseanne bought from the robbers]  Oh here, take the pooch, Jer. Roseanne was going to return it anyway, but this way, you get it back in one piece.

  Jerry Bowman : Thanks, thanks, but uh, Kathy sorta had this idea that we should start a neighborhood watch.

  Dan : Well, I thought that's what happened, Jer; you got robbed, and the neighborhood watched.

• Jerry Bowman : Dan, uh, Kathy wants to put up an electric fence.

  Dan : An electric fence won't do you no good, Jerry. They're not gonna rob you again.

  Jerry Bowman : Well, it's not for burglars, it's for Roseanne.

  Dan : Electricity won't stop her, Jer, I've tried. Not much of a swimmer, though; you might wanna build a moat.