Roseanne (TV Series)

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (1989)

Natalie West: Crystal Anderson

Quotes 

• Roseanne : Come on, Crystal. Why don't you sit down and relax.

  Crystal : I can't relax.

  Roseanne : All right. Clean my house.

• Crystal Anderson-Conner : [while she's making marshmallows]  Roseanne, how do you like yours? How do you like yours, Roseanne?

  Roseanne : Oh, like I like my men: crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.

• Crystal : Come on, you guys. You're missing out on marshmallows.

  Roseanne : [to Jackie]  Come on, sis. Marshmallows. Food of the gods. We'll have a regular oink fest.

• Crystal Anderson-Conner : I was on my way home from taking Lonnie downstate to his grandma's and I almost lost control of the car. It's like the end of the world out there.

  Roseanne : Great. No more Geraldo.

• Crystal Anderson-Conner : [as the tornado is almost near and everyone huddles together in the living room] 

  [shouting over the noise from the tornado] 

  Crystal Anderson-Conner : I just want you all to know that I love you very much!

  Roseanne : What?

  Crystal Anderson-Conner : I love you!

  Roseanne : We love you too! Now, shut up!