Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick or Treat (1990)

Guy Boyd: Pat

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [Defending Roseanne]  Hey leave him alone!

  Pat : What's it to you?

  Dan Conner : He's my husband

• Pat : Hey Bob looks like you're old lady's making a move on the fireman

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah well we have an open relationship

  Pat : Is that because you can't keep her in line?

  Roseanne Conner : Well it's hard enough to control a woman that ain't inflatable!

  [to Jackie] 

  Roseanne Conner : Yo bitch!

  [quietly] 

  Roseanne Conner : You are making me look bad in front of the guys

  Jackie Harris : Hey I don't see any ring on this finger

• Roseanne Conner : [At the urinal in the men's room]  Hey, how you doing?

  Pat : Fine

  Roseanne Conner : You catch that Black Hawks game on TV?

  Pat : No

  Roseanne Conner : So you're a Bulls fan huh?

  [Pat doesn't respond] 

  Roseanne Conner : Oh I get it, it's like an elevator

• Roseanne Conner : [Roseanne and Pat are about to fight]  I'm a woman

  Pat : You will be when I'm done with ya

• Pat : This brode is so hot, I thought she was gonna kill me, she pulls out this suitcase full of sex toys, I think this brode is freaky

  Bill : As long as you're getting your battery charged, what's the difference?

  Mike : As long as you're getting your car washed, might as well go for the hot wax

  Roseanne Conner : I just don't get what she'd want with you when she's got a suitcase full of sex toys

  Pat : Is that supposed to be a joke?

  Roseanne Conner : Okay