Roseanne (TV Series)

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (1991)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Chuck Mitchell : [Leon has just told the poker group that he's gay]  W-W-Well, y-y-you know, um, I-I-I know a gay guy. I, uh, his name's Bill. H-H-He lives in Chicago. M-M-Maybe you know him?

  Leon Carp : Yeah, yeah, sure I know him. From Chicago. Gay Bill.

  Dan : Smooth, Chucky.

  Chuck Mitchell : What? Nobody else was sayin' anything!

• Dan : [about the dog D.J. brought home]  He is cute.

  Roseanne : Oh, yeah, well, you just fall in love with anything that licks your nose.

• Dan : You know, I feel sorry for that little dog, nobody wants him. It's so pitiful.

  Roseanne : That reminds me, I need to call Jackie...

• Dan : [walks into the living room]  Hey Hunny, why didn't you tell me Leon is gay?

  Roseanne : [snarls]  What difference does it make? You're all *pigs*!

  [without a word, Dan makes a hasty retreat back to the kitchen] 

• Dan : Hey honey, why didn't you tell me Leon was gay?

  Roseanne : What difference does it make? You're all pigs!