Rosemary & Thyme (TV Series)

The Memory of Water (2004)

Pam Ferris: Laura Thyme

Quotes 

• Laura Thyme : What's your experience with goats?

  Rosemary Boxer : None.

  Laura Thyme : Chickens?

  Rosemary Boxer : Only in soup or sandwich form.

• Rosemary Boxer : It's hard to sleep easy when you have been burnt out of hearth and home.

  Laura Thyme : [Exasperated]  It's a tent!

• Martin Frazer : [Offering advice on how to deal with grumpy Warwick Jardine]  Here's a trick the rest of us use... imagine him in women's underwear.

  Laura Thyme : Does it work for you?

  Martin Frazer : A bit too well. I've had to stop.

• Laura Thyme : [In the context of a discussion about amorous artists, recites a limerick]  While Titian was mixing rose-madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position, to Titian, Suggested coition, So he ran up the ladder and 'ad 'er.