- Alan Sues: Last night, I painted a still life of a bag of garbage. It was so realistic that this morning my mother threw it out.
- The Parson: If you believe so strongly in reincarnation, then why not make out a will leaving everything to yourself?
- Wolfgang: [wearing a sombrero] Mucho interesante... cha, cha, cha!
- [exits, snapping his fingers]
- British Officer: Now there goes a gay caballero.
- Jo Anne Worley: Geography isn't my life.
- [starts hugging and kissing Tennesse Ernie]
- Tennessee Ernie Ford: I bet she got an A in everything else...
- Samuel Davis Junior: Anyway, this whole tale was handed down from Fin to Fin. Or... from Fin to Lap. Or, just possible, from Lap to Lap.
- Miss Sayre: Your son Johnny is a liar. He lies all the time. He enjoys lying, and he says that you encourage him.
- Johnny's mother: Well, what do you wanna listen to him for? You know what a liar he is.