Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Phyllis Diller (1969)
Phyllis Diller: Guest Performer
Quotes
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Phyllis Diller : Have you ever traveled third class on the Burbank airline?
Dick Martin : I'd rather walk!
Phyllis Diller : Aha! That's third class.
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Phyllis Diller : I was gonna play the lead in a nudie movie, 'til I found out it was called I Am Curious, Wrinkled.
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Phyllis Diller : All my new hairpieces are driving Fang to drink. Every time I flip my wig, he pops his cork.
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Phyllis Diller : Boy, if you want to read some dirty books, just come over to my house. It's been so long since I dusted the shelves, even Heidi is filthy!