Laugh-In (TV Series)

Vincent Price, Rod Serling, Orson Welles (1970)

Orson Welles: Guest Performer

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Quotes 

• Orson Welles : Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

  Johnny Brown : The Shadow do!

• Orson Welles : [narrating a radio play]  But the professor's bullets seemed to have no effect on the indestructable monstrosity, as it carried the helpless scientist off to that strange place that only monsters know.

• Johnny Brown : Gee, Orson, eh, h-how do you keep your shape?

  Orson Welles : Well, I watch what I eat. Every morning I have a cup of black coffee, an English muffin, and a half a whale.

  Johnny Brown : Would you like to adopt a son?

  Orson Welles : No, but the Shadow do.

• Ann Elder : Mr. Welles, may I ask you a personal question? How do you like Burbank?

  Orson Welles : Medium rare, with a little Glendale on the side.

• Orson Welles : Tell me, Barbara, have you ever been in a horror movie?

  Barbara Sharma : No, but last week I was in a real wild nude scene.

  Orson Welles : Oh, what was the name of the movie?

  Barbara Sharma : Movie? Movie?