- Dick Martin: A little known fact is that the main cause of divorce is marriage. Now if we can abolish marriage, the divorce rate would begin to decline.
- Carol Channing: Well... if you're gonna hit me with logic, forget it.
- Barbara Sharma: I just got my first job in Hollywood and now I'm driving a Rolls-Royce. I'll bet I'm the first female chauffeur in town.
- Nancie Phillips: I agree we should love thy neighbor, but I live next door to Georgie Jessel and I just don't have the time.