- Les Barton, Carnival Owner: Hey, stranger, come here and help me stop this fight!
- Roy Rogers: Listen, if it's a private fight, I don't know...
- Les Barton, Carnival Owner: They ain't got any right fightin'. They're ruining my property!
- Dale Evans: Your property? How come?
- Les Barton, Carnival Owner: Oh, they're the stars in my carnival show. If they ruin themselves, they ruin my property.
- Mary Barton: These mules are sure onery!
- Roy Rogers: My partner here claims he knows a lot about mules. Maybe we can get him to help.
- Jake: Yeah, he looks kinda mule-eared to me.
- Pat Brady: Listen here, sonny. I was skinnin' mules when you was wearin' diapers as goin'-to-meetin' clothes. Let me at 'em!
- [while rehearsing his bullwhip act, Joe deftly coils his whip around Pat's face]
- Joe: You didn't feel that did you?
- Pat Brady: No, I didn't!
- Roy Rogers: Where there's, ah, no sense, there's no feeling.
- [Pat reluctantly agrees to be the target in Joe's bullwhip act]
- Dale Evans: We'll see you later, Pat. If we see a man walking around with no head on, we'll know who it is.
- Pat Brady: Yeah, and if you see a head rollin' around singin', "I Ain't Got Nobody" you'll know whose it is.
- [Pat is reluctant to serve as the bait in Roy's trap]
- Pat Brady: Are you sure you know what you're doin'?
- Roy Rogers: I'll be right behind the fence. If you get in any trouble, I'll know it before you do.
- Pat Brady: You and your ideas. I feel like the little brown hen who was fixin' to catch the hawk.