- Billie: Apparently God has chosen to punish me by making me work for someone who actually wants me to work.
- Sidney Gibson: Look, I like you.
- Billie: [pleasantly surprised] Oh.
- Sidney Gibson: No, I don't. The point is: everything I've got is tied up in this company and I can't afford to carry any deadweight.
- Billie: I'm not deadweight, I'm a lightweight! I mean, look, I know this company. I know where everything is... kind of, and... can't you please just give me a chance?
- Sidney Gibson: Alright, alright, I'll let you stay for the day.
- Billie: Yes!
- Sidney Gibson: Well, get me a cup of coffee!
- Billie: [over-motivated] Coffee, okay! I'm gonna get *you* a cup of coffee!
- [lowering her voice]
- Billie: If only I knew were it was I would do that.
- Sidney Gibson: There's something wrong with my coffee.
- Billie: [looking into Syd's cup] Oh, there's no coffee in here.
- Sidney Gibson: That's what's wrong.