- Dave: [to Billie] Hey, the next time you invite me to a family gathering, could you make sure it's not your family!
- Billie: Come on Dave, please, I need your help, I'm begging you, and I don't usually beg! Well, not with my clothes on, anyway.
- Martin Crisp: Let's take a cruise to the South Seas. Picture it: you and I frolicking in the surf, kicking sand in the faces of the natives.
- Trudy Frank: How can I go away with you? I can't just up and leave the man I've been with for thirty five years. I married him when I was ten.
- Martin Crisp: That would explain your bad choice.