- Hilda Spellman: [Hilda and Zelda are making Candy corn in a couldron] May I lick the bowl?
- Zelda Spellman: Yes. Of course, you'll be horribly burned...
- [Valerie, dressed in a duck costume, falls through the floor, into the basement while dancing. Everyone rushes over to the hole, concerned]
- Sabrina Spellman: Valerie, are you okay?
- Zelda Spellman: Quack once for yes, twice for no.
- Valerie Birkhead: [O.C.; distantly] I'm alright, the feathers broke my fall.
- Salem Saberhagen: [the talking couch from the Other Realm sneezes in Salem's presence] A couch who's allergic to cats? Finally! Someone who's life is more pathetic than mine!