Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Mars Attracts! (1997)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : What am I looking for again?
Zelda Spellman : The Olympus Mons. It's the largest mountain in the solar system.
Sabrina Spellman : I see a little bump. Now can we spy on the neighbours?
Zelda Spellman : No!
Hilda Spellman : Now that little bump happens to be the best skiing on Mars, and that's where we're going for our winter vacation.
Sabrina Spellman : We're going to Mars?
Zelda Spellman : It's a trek, but it's worth it
Hilda Spellman : Oh you'll love the red planet. It's so pretty and the sky's pink.
Sabrina Spellman : So what are the Martians like?
Zelda Spellman : Martians?
Sabrina Spellman : Aren't there Martians?
Hilda Spellman : No. Jeez, Sabrina, get in touch with reality.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm calling Harvey.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, you can't. Mars is in a time zone that's so far ahead of earth it's still yesterday there.
Hilda Spellman : If you call Harvey, he'll explode.
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Hilda Spellman : Are you going skiing again?
Zelda Spellman : Yes. Are you reading magazines again?
Hilda Spellman : Not today. I thought I'd take it easy.
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Hilda Spellman : Where are all your clever spy gadgets?
Warren : Well, check out this baby.
Hilda Spellman : A tooth-pick!
Warren : A poisoned tooth-pick.
Hilda Spellman : Perfect! Especially if Doctor Cyclops just had corn-on-the-cob.
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Hilda Spellman : Oh, great. You're just in time for our family dinner.
Sabrina Spellman : Actually Doug and I just wanted to collapse in front of the volcano.
Hilda Spellman : Then Zelda and I will have a family dinner.
Sabrina Spellman : Actually we just saw her on the slopes. I think she's might be night skiing.
Hilda Spellman : Great! Then I'll just have a family dinner all by myself.
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Hilda Spellman : [referring to Warren] I don't believe it! I guess he really was a secret agent.
Sabrina Spellman : Apparently, not a very good one.
Hilda Spellman : But he told the truth. That's amazing.
Zelda Spellman : And very heart-warming. If he ever escapes, you can bet he'll call.
Hilda Spellman : Yeah. Oh, I just wish I'd given him my real phone number.
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Hilda Spellman : [referring to Sabrina] A kid who likes lima beans? Being a witch is just the tip of her weirdness.
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Hilda Spellman : Did you sleep alright?
Sabrina Spellman : I slept fine. The only problem was I woke up here.