Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves (1997)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Merlin

Quotes 

• Merlin : Why don't you stay a while?

  Zelda Spellman : How long a while?

  Merlin : Until you love me again.

  Hilda Spellman : How about if I love you?

  Salem : Or me? I can be quite tender.

• Zelda Spellman : Maybe if we're nice to Merlin, he'll feel sorry for us and let us go. So let's not antagonise him.

  Hilda Spellman : Good plan. Dead magician walking.

  Merlin : How is everyone? Got everything you need?

  Salem : No, no, we're fine. Now that I think about it, I could use a little freedom.

  Merlin : So have you decided to love me again?

  Zelda Spellman : I'd rather lick a dead seal.

  Hilda Spellman : Am I the only one who remembers the plan?

  Merlin : Excuse me...

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, shut up, conehead. It can't be done.