Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves (1997)
Lindsay Sloane: Valerie Birkhead
Quotes
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Valerie Birkhead : But I gotta warn you, I haven't had much luck with jobs. When I was a camp counsellor, they fired me after two days.
Sabrina Spellman : They didn't give you a chance. They didn't even get to know you.
Valerie Birkhead : Yeah. And they eventually found those kids.
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Valerie Birkhead : [to Sabrina] Look at that. I gave myself two minutes to dismiss you, and it only took one.
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Sabrina Spellman : You look like you haven't slept in days.
Valerie Birkhead : If I sleep, I won't have time to bake or learn opera.
Sabrina Spellman : Can we talk?
Valerie Birkhead : No. Friendship is inefficient use of time.
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Sabrina Spellman : Mrs. Popowski, there's a mistake on my nametag. My name is Sabrina, not Salinas.
Mrs. Popowski : Live with it.
Valerie Birkhead : Yeah, and my name is Valerie, not Fred.
Mrs. Popowski : When I said problems, I meant things like: My hand is caught in the meatball maker.