Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves (1997)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, you don't wanna rely on undo spells. It's not in the spirit of magic.

  Hilda Spellman : You really have to get it exactly right the first time. Otherwise, there may be side effects. I remember one time, I was making rum balls and I got tired, so I made a make-everything-round spell. Well, let's just say you can thank me for Columbus Day.

• Zelda Spellman : [to Hilda]  Your room is decorated with stuff a clown takes out of his pockets at night.

• Zelda Spellman : This is Merlin's castle. We better get out of here.

  Hilda Spellman : Yeah. For a guy who wears a dress, he's a real misogynist.

• Merlin : Why don't you stay a while?

  Zelda Spellman : How long a while?

  Merlin : Until you love me again.

  Hilda Spellman : How about if I love you?

  Salem : Or me? I can be quite tender.

• Salem : Attica! Attica! Attica!

  Zelda Spellman : Please, I'm trying to concentrate on a new escape plan.

  Salem : Well, why don't you try coming up with some decorating ideas for this cell, because we're never leaving?

  Hilda Spellman : I've got it, the perfect escape plan. It's so simple. I can't believe I haven't thought of it before.

  Zelda Spellman : What is it?

  Hilda Spellman : You marry Merlin.

  Zelda Spellman : What do you think about painting these bars Navajo White?

• Sabrina Spellman : I'd love to undo it, but... If you can undo this, I can undo that.

  Zelda Spellman : We can't undo that. There's no undoing a no-can-undo. It's a triple negative. It's magically ungrammatical.

• Zelda Spellman : Maybe if we're nice to Merlin, he'll feel sorry for us and let us go. So let's not antagonise him.

  Hilda Spellman : Good plan. Dead magician walking.

  Merlin : How is everyone? Got everything you need?

  Salem : No, no, we're fine. Now that I think about it, I could use a little freedom.

  Merlin : So have you decided to love me again?

  Zelda Spellman : I'd rather lick a dead seal.

  Hilda Spellman : Am I the only one who remembers the plan?

  Merlin : Excuse me...

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, shut up, conehead. It can't be done.