Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
The Band Episode (1998)
Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman
Quotes
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Zelda Spellman : Hilda's still not back from her audition?
Salem Saberhagen : No. That's Spanish for "no."
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Salem Saberhagen : Let's face it. Classical music isn't the gravy train it used to be.
Zelda Spellman : It's not like the golden age. Vienna in the 1700s. In those days there were more orchestras than consumption wards.
Salem Saberhagen : And you were never ostracized for eating a dead rat in public.
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Zelda Spellman : Sabrina! Oh, thank goodness. No one was injured.
Harvey Kinkle : How do we sound?
Zelda Spellman : Stay in school.
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Zelda Spellman : Libby insults you because she's jealous.
Sabrina Spellman : I don't think so. Is there a spell that can make dogs howl every time she opens her mouth?
Zelda Spellman : You have to be careful how you treat people. Even rotten people. You might regret it one day.
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Zelda Spellman : Hello. You don't know me, but I just wanted to say, Dr. Terdlington is a hero, Zelda Spellman is a zero.
Dr. Terdlington : Now on to the B's.
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Zelda Spellman : Dr. Terdlington, that is so kind of you. Of course you're aware that it's kind.
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Dr. Terdlington : Well, the science biz is so full of phoneys, but I like your fire.
Zelda Spellman : Well, actually, I've always admired you. Not your personality, but your mind.