Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
The Equalizer (1998)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Hilda : Okay, we're up to the Z's, and so far, every man we know is either married, busy or disgusting.
Zelda Spellman : Several were all three.
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Hilda : I took Belgium once to help Napoleon. Big trouble.
Zelda Spellman : Basically, you have to give things back by hand.
Hilda : Which is how I came to participate in a little thing called Waterloo.
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Hilda : Oh, great. One more gentleman caller, and we can put on The Glass Menagerie.
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Hilda : Why did you bring him along?...
Zelda Spellman : So we could use the car-pool lane.
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Hilda : Love is special, love is alive. Send me Cupid for 5.95. You look awful.
Zelda Spellman : Hilda, it's his busy time of year.
Cupid : Oh, that's not it. I was just left at the altar. My fiancée ran off with a policeman. She never could resist a man in clothes.
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Zelda Spellman : So how goes it with diaper dan?
Hilda : Well, it's more challenging than building the Panama Canal, but then, less malaria.