Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Equalizer (1998)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

Quotes 

• Hilda : Okay, we're up to the Z's, and so far, every man we know is either married, busy or disgusting.

  Zelda Spellman : Several were all three.

• Hilda : I took Belgium once to help Napoleon. Big trouble.

  Zelda Spellman : Basically, you have to give things back by hand.

  Hilda : Which is how I came to participate in a little thing called Waterloo.

• Hilda : Why did you bring him along?...

  Zelda Spellman : So we could use the car-pool lane.

• Zelda Spellman : You are not allowed to equalise for your own benefit.

• Roland : Why did you hit me with that arrow?

  Zelda Spellman : So that you would see that it's wrong to mess with people's hearts.

  Cupid : Unless you're a licensed professional.

• Hilda : Love is special, love is alive. Send me Cupid for 5.95. You look awful.

  Zelda Spellman : Hilda, it's his busy time of year.

  Cupid : Oh, that's not it. I was just left at the altar. My fiancée ran off with a policeman. She never could resist a man in clothes.

• Zelda Spellman : How dare you try to prick Sabrina's finger on that spindle so you could run off with her?

  Sabrina : What?

  Roland : I was only gonna keep her for a century or two.

  Sabrina : What?

  Zelda Spellman : You know very well that Sleeping Beauty spells are illegal ever since, well, Sleeping Beauty.

• Zelda Spellman : So how goes it with diaper dan?

  Hilda : Well, it's more challenging than building the Panama Canal, but then, less malaria.