"Samurai Jack" Episode XXIX - Couple on a Train (TV Episode 2002) - John DiMaggio as Ezekiel Clench, Alien Guard

Ezekial Clench : Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here?

Mrs. Clench : Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial.

Ezekial Clench : Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman.

Mrs. Clench : Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'.

Ezekial Clench : Don't call me darlin'.

Mrs. Clench : Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai.

Ezekial Clench : And what business is it of yours?

Mrs. Clench : I want in.

Ezekial Clench : Pfft. Nooooo.

Mrs. Clench : You need me.

[Ezekial walks off]

Mrs. Clench : He's *better* than *you*.

Ezekial Clench : [smiling] Ain't nobody better than me, woman. You oughta know that. Sides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within a 150 feet of me, so back off.
Jack : Looking for a seat?

Ezekial Clench : Yep. Yours. I'm gonna make a lot of money cashin' in on your hide.

Jack : I hear that often. But only from poor men.

Ezekial Clench : Hmm, well, I got bills to pay, and I done already addressed the envelopes.

Jack : [sighs] I hope you have yet to stamp the postage on your parcels, for you-

[Clutch punches him]

Jack : .

Ezekial Clench : Consider 'em *stamped*.
Mrs. Clench : [the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty] Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a mite hasty.

Ezekial Clench : Court says a 150 feet, woman. 150 FEET!

John DiMaggio: Ezekiel Clench, Alien Guard