Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Lamont, Is That You? (1973)
Don Bexley: Bubba Bexley
Quotes
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Bubba Bexley : [after spotting Lamont and Rollo walking into The Gay Blade] Holy smoke.
Lucille Pinkney : What is it?
Bubba Bexley : I'm sorry but I gotta take you home, Lucille.
Lucille Pinkney : [agitated] Home? This early in the evening? What kinda jive nonsense is this?
Bubba Bexley : I'm sorry, but I've gotta go by and see a sick friend.
Lucille Pinkney : [suspicious] A sick friend? You ain't never told me about no sick friend.
Bubba Bexley : That's cause he ain't sick yet, but he's gonna be. Come on.
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Bubba Bexley : [Fred refuses to believe that Lamont might be gay after walking out of a gay bar] Fred, the name of this place was The Gay Blade.
Fred G. Sanford : The Gay Blade?
Bubba Bexley : You know what gay is, don't you?
Fred G. Sanford : [smiling] Yeah, that means 'happy'
Bubba Bexley : [serious] Not anymore.
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Bubba Bexley : If you see two guys going into a sissy bar, what are you suppose to think?
Fred G. Sanford : Well, look Bubba, me and you went into one of them bottomless bars, didn't we? That don't mean we stopped wearing pants.
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Bubba Bexley : [Fred and Bubba arrive at The Gay Blade] I saw Lamont and Rollo go right in there. Look up there. See? The Gay Blade.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, we better get inside because Rollo was just getting to the house as I was leaving.
Bubba Bexley : Well, suppose Lamont sees you in there, then what?
Fred G. Sanford : Oh, they won't see us. Know why? Cause we can sit way in the back, and besides, put these on
[produces two pair of sunglasses from his pocket and hands on pair to Bubba]
Bubba Bexley : I feel kinda weird.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, that won't mean nothing in there, Bubba.