Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Randy Travis (1988)

Tom Hanks: Self - Host, Various, Mark Mossano, Girl Watcher, Paul the Stand-up

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• Girl Watcher : She wasn't even that attractive, but still outta my reach. A sad comment on my life...

  Girl Watcher : Yours and mine both. The Good Lord gave me this body and there ain't no changing it now.

  Girl Watcher : Amen.

  Girl Watcher : Yeah, this old head's just way outta proportion for this body.

  Girl Watcher : And these eyebrows come together in the most unappealing way.

• Doctor : Now, if you take my advice, you both get in your car and drive away from this sketch just as fast as possible.

  Young father : But, what about, eh... what about you?

  Young mother : [quietly]  Doctor, what about...

  Doctor : Oh, Ill be fine, I'm in another sketch over there and it's much, much better than this one.

• Doctor : I'm afraid we have some bad news.

  Young father : What! What is it?

  Doctor : Well, we just can't come up with an ending for this sketch.

  Young father : Oh...

  Doctor : We can't keep going on and on with these lame jokes and the whole premise was pretty flimsy to begin with.