- Weekend Update Anchor: In a valiant effort to fight off the wimp label, Vice President George Bush has announced that for the rest of the campaign he's changing his name to 'George Butch'.
- Cindy: Okay... what if we call ourselves... the Super Winners!
- Teacher: Now see, that's really dumb.
- Cindy: That was my moms idea...
- Male student: Allright, allright, lets compromise: the Flaming Eagles!
- Female student: No!
- Cindy: The Sculptors!
- Female student: What about the Covergirls?
- Craig: Doors?
- Male student: The Flaming Mafia!
- Cindy: Oh, what is that... the Titanics!
- Craig: No, the Rambo's!
- Female student: I don't see what's wrong with the Capybaras, you guys!
- Male student: The Snipers!
- Jerry Lyle: Let me say this: you know, I'm not one of those people who go around clubbing baby seals...
- Pat Stevens: Oh, I love clubbing, I can rumba 'till the cows come home.