- Rick Moranis: Thank you, thank you very much. And really, thank you for indulging me. I've been watching this show for years, and I've always wanted to play with this fabulous band and run the camera and direct the show and deliver a baby right here on Saturday Night Live.
- Gil Madaman: [during the quiz "Word Busters"] As always in the speed round, you'll be trying to guess as many words as possible, in only 15 seconds, but first, Don Pardo, tell him what he'll win?
- Don Pardo: [voice over] Something very good... very, very good!
- Steve Hoglan: [goes from apprehensive to very excited] Yes! Okay, I'm ready!
- Gil Madaman: Mark Linn, you're amazing how do you do it?
- Mark Linn-Baker: The ability to read my partner like a book. His weaknesses and ofcourse, acting, the craft. The work is so important. And a vast medical knowledge: nerv endings, pressure points and the like, I could go on...
- Gil Madaman: Please don't. I was asking out of politeness.