Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Macaulay Culkin/Tin Machine (1991)
Kevin Nealon: Weekend Update Anchor, Various
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : During an appearance on "This Week with David Brinkley", Vice President Dan Quayle claimed that he isn't bothered by all the jokes about him on television, unless his wife or kids explain what they mean, then he gets pretty PO'ed, you know.
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Victoria Jackson : Eh, I didn't write this, a writer wrote it. I just want people to think I'm smart...
Weekend Update Anchor : Oh, w-well we do, Victoria, we think you're smart...
Victoria Jackson : No you don't, don't patronize me, whatever that means.
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Weekend Update Anchor : In New Jersey today, a giant Slinkie washed ashore, startling local residents. City Officials say they will remove the giant Slinkie by simply building a giant staircase.
