Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Kevin Spacey/Beck (1997)
Kevin Spacey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Director : [off screen] Walter Matthau, Obi-Wan Kenobi screen test. All right, Walter, here we go. "I never heard of them hitting anything this big before."
Walter Matthau : [Smoking a cigar with his left hand and holding a golf club in his right] They didn't but we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side by side, Sand People always ride single file to hide their numbers.
Director : These are the same Jawas that sold us Artoo and Threepio.
Walter Matthau : Jawas? What the Hell is this picture about anyway?
Director : Well, Walter, it's a space adventure about a magical Force and all the people and creatures who inhabit a distant galaxy...
Walter Matthau : Oh, Christ.
[Picks up his golf club and walks off]
Director : Walter? W-Walter...
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Director : [off screen] Jack Lemmon, Chewbacca screen test. Take one.
Jack Lemmon : [Jack Lemmon comes out, dressed in a Chewbacca costume except for the face mask] Okay, excuse me, before we put the spaghetti in the machine, can someone tell me what the hell one of these Chewbacca things is?
Director : Well, he's a Wookiee, Jack.
Jack Lemmon : A what? A what the hell is a Wookiee?
Director : Um, it's like a space ape.
Jack Lemmon : Oh, that's terrific. You had me drive all the way from Beverly Hills to play a fucking space ape?
Director : Uh, Jack, just put the mask on.
Jack Lemmon : I'm gonna take a dump in this God damn mask, that's what I'm gonna do.
Director : Jack, please, put it on.
Jack Lemmon : Why can't I audition for Obi-Wan? You've got Matthau screentesting. I'd be a terrific Obi-Wan.
Director : Could you please put the mask on?
Jack Lemmon : Ah, go fuck yourself.
[Throw the mask on the ground and walks off]