Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines (1999)
Ana Gasteyer: Various, Celine Dion
Quotes
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Customer #2 : [at the department store return desk] You know what, I cannot believe that can't handle a simple shirt return! What are you going to do for the holidays?
Nadine : Deck the halls, now!
Roy, Return Desk Manager : Light Menorah, now!
Roy, Return Desk Manager : [frustrated, Customer #2 walks off] All right.
[leaves]
Nadine : All rightie.
Customer #3 : I'd like to return this.
Nadine : Excuse me?
Customer #3 : [shouting] Take it back, now!
Nadine : Roy... Roy?
Roy, Return Desk Manager : Don't worry, I'm on it.
[begins filling out paperwork]
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Nadine : [Nadine is working the exchange desk at a department store] Sir, what happens when you cook greens on a low heat?
Customer #1 : You simmer them?
Nadine : Opposite of up?
Customer #2 : Down?
Nadine : Now read this.
[holds up a "Now and Later" candy bar but covers the last two words with her hand]
Customer #1 : Now?
Nadine : [shouts] Simma down now!