Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Val Kilmer/U2 (2000)

Val Kilmer: Self - Host

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• Iceman : You guys are dangerous.

  Pilot : Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that.

• Iceman : Hell of a bird, had this baby up to mach 3 yesterday.

  Pilot : You were going mach 3 on a 727?

  Iceman : I was shaving with a Mach 3. When you shave with a Mach 3, you have no time to think. You think, you're dead.

• Al Gore : Jeb, let me ask you something. You seem to care a lot about this country. When you saw your brother actually had a chance of winning, were you ever tempted to tell everyone how he's... well, you know... special?

  Jeb Bush : Shh. I tried... but believe me, the more people that learned about his disability, the more popular he became. Kinda like Tom Arnold.