- Voice of Don Pardo: And now, "Weekend Update", with the "Weekend Update" news team. Here are Jane Curtin and Don Aykroyd.
- Dan Aykroyd: That's Dan Aykroyd.
- Voice of Don Pardo: What was that?
- Dan Aykroyd: That's Dan, Don.
- Voice of Don Pardo: Oh, I'm sorry, Dan, it must have been a typographical error in my script. I beg your Pardo!