"Saturday Night Live" Ray Sharkey/Jack Bruce & Friends (TV Episode 1981) - Gilbert Gottfried as Dr. Swen Gazzara, Marv Peters, Vic Lazlo, Velveeto, Various

Dr. Swen Gazzara : The american people are not satisfied with routine employment. They resent having boring, tedious, subservient, just plain and humdrum jobs. Let's refer to them here and out as... "hum" jobs. I come from a humble working class family. My father had a "hum" job. My mother had a "hum" job. And me? I've had several "hum" jobs. For every corporate leader and every prestigious, high-paid executive, there are many workers underneath them performing the "hum" jobs. So come on, America, let's put pride back in our work, no matter how meager. Let's say: "Mr. President, give me a job digging ditches! Give me a job mopping floors! Give me a job selling newspapers! Mr. President... give me a "hum" job!"

Gilbert Gottfried: Dr. Swen Gazzara, Marv Peters, Vic Lazlo, Velveeto, Various