Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Robert Guilaume/Duran Duran (1983)

Joe Piscopo: Various

Quotes 

• Ted Koppell : We understand that Stutts is now being taken to criminal court for arraignment. Let's go there live.

  John David Stutts : [Being led into court by the police]  Oh, it's good to see you all. Hi, I killed Buckwheat. I have a question for the American public, I have. When you dream, do you dream in color or black and white? 'Cause I dream in black and white. And last evening, I had a dream about lime jello. I didn't know what flavor it was, 'cause it was gray, then I tasted it and I realized it was lime. It was definately lime.

  Reporter : Mr. Stutts; did you kill Buckwheat?

  John David Stutts : Sure.

  Reporter : Did you realize what you're in for?

  John David Stutts : I don't care, sir.

  Reporter : Why did you kill him, Mr. Stutts?

  John David Stutts : Well, I had to kill him. My dog told me he was the Anti-Christ. Eh, his name is Petie, he's a dalmation. I named him, I named him after the dog in the Our Gang Follies. His name's Petie.

• Ted Koppell : [reporting on Buckwheat's funteral]  We now join millions of mourners around the world in observing a moment of silence.

  Announcer : [voice over]  This moment of silence is brought to you by Mutual Life, because you could die tomorrow.