- Clarence: My keyboard player, Lester, he started crying, man. A grown man started crying all over the keyboards, almost electrocuted himself.
- Store clerk: Anything else I can get you?
- Customer: Any stockings?
- Store clerk: Wait a minute, what, are you, nuts? This is a gun store, I mean what would I be doing with a pair of stockings?
- Customer: [pretends to laugh if off] I don't need a pair of stockings, I need, eh, one stocking.
- Store clerk: [bends over the counter slyly] What for?
- Store clerk: My sister.
- Customer: One stocking?
- Customer: My half sister.
- Herb Fein: You caught us with our warehouse full of pants down. Yes, down up and half way to Cleveland!
- James Watt: How were we repaid?
- Anne Burford: In unmarked fifties and hundreds.
- James Watt: No... no, no, no, by losing our job!